Rewriting the episodes

The following should have taken place between the hours of 1 and 2 AM:

Jack Bauer gets Hendersons location from Chloe. Bauer rams his car into Hendersons and captures him. He then finds out the Henderson does not have the recording. Bauer then asks Henderson who does have the recording, Henderson refuses and says "no matter what you do to me I will never tell you!". Henderson threatens to kill Heller but Heller is too smart for that. Heller stops his car violently and jumps into the underbrush and simply escapes from the view of the helicopter. Henderson gets frustrated but remains strong. Jack then shoots henderson in the foot and asks again...Henderson screams in pain but doesn't give up the location. He again tries to be a badass and tells Jack he will never give up the location. Jack remembers that Henderson killed Tony. Jack screams and his hair turns bright yellow. At this Henderson is shocked and a tear of amazed brilliance because of beholding ungodly power comes to his evil eye.

Jack proceeds to shoot him in the other foot. Henderson is speechless that the Season 5 Jack would be so persistent but still doesnt give up the location. Jack then shoots him again, this time in the thigh. Henderson goes into shock and collapses. Jack revives him and Henderson is starting to look beaten. Jack points the gun to Hendersons groin and says "You are already a cripple, now do you want to get your singing career started?". Henderson collapses and tell Jack exactly who has the tape recording. Audrey gives Jack a big wet kiss and says "good thing you are a badass, or you might have just given up after Henderson's first refusal!" to this Jack replies "yeah, what kind of girly man would have done that, pfft?"

Chloe finds that the person is getting on a plane to leave the country and Jack shoots Henderson in the other thigh just for kicks and leaves with Audrey, leaving Hendersons unconcious body ready to be picked up by CTU. Audrey goes to a hospital and Jack proceeds to the airport where the recording is. He finds the plane is about to take off and also sees a big mobile staircase and takes it after telling the guy working on it "thanks! it works great!". Bauer proceeds to get the seat where the guy is in from Chloe.

Bauer Chases after the plane on the mobile stairs and finds the window of the guy who has the recording. Bauer shoots the window jumps into the plane and lands on the guys food tray with his gun already trained on the guys head. "GIMME THE RECORDING!!!" Jack yells at the guy. The guy says "I dont know what your talking about" in a tone that was just over what Jack would consider acceptably annoying. Jack shoots the guy in the hand and asks again. This guy is much more of a coward than Henderson was so he gives in right away and Jack finds out that the recording is in the overhead luggage compartment. Jack finds it, and jumps out of the plane right as its taking off and falls into a giant container of luggage while a completely random and inexplicable ball of fire explodes behind him.

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Last Nights Episode of 24

Jack is not dead of course...

The current poll on the 24 website...

So the site pretty much tells us that Jack is alive. The problem is, he has to survive a natural gas explosion with nothing protecting him except for a bulletproof police car, and the burned charred body of Bierko.

The best part of the episode was Edgar's replacement. At first we think this whole Chloe's little sister type character is going to be this sweet and smart girl who will save the day just as well as Edgar ruined it. The quote "he shouldn't have done that" is one of the funniest lines in the entire show. She definately won't be laughing or some mental-case rights group will demand a disclaimer:

"Hi, I am Kiefer Sutherland, and I play counter-terrorist agent Jack Bauer on 24. My ride is always a Ford, wether I steal it or legally acquire it. I am here to tell you that coworkers with personality disorders or schizophrenia are good people and they shouldn't be laughed at or their inane mutterings turned into slogans for t-shirts on cafepress.com"

Lenny is a shadow puppet master

Wow, Lenny really is a badass. Telling Trump to fire both Blondy and Smarty? I mean Blondy I can understand, she is an idiot. But Smarty? He is not so great either but he never crossed Lenny, he even defended him.

In the end, Trump did the smart thing by dumping Blondy. Horse carriages? I can't believe that comedian was paid $1700 to insult the audience. I would have cut her off the second she called some guy in the audience an idiot redneck. Especially when trying to gain momentum for selling a Chevy truck...

$1700...Amazing, that woman was not funny in the least.

Lee really bothered me with that whole Jewish holiday thing. Lenny is awesome though, "God can wait" was his attitude, and he definately did a good job. It's official, I am rooting for Lenny this season (that is, until he does something stupid).

Jack Bauer better be very violent next monday

This last episode of 24 was so dissapointing. The only thing that would make up for it is if the kill counter at blogs4bauer goes through the roof next monday with bad guy deaths. And Jack better be the one doing the killing, that is, unless while driving by a golf course Jack gets hit on the head with a stray golf ball and dies instantly (this would be a death not much better than the one Tony got).

The funniest things about mondays episode:

1) How quickly the doctor gave into Tony's demands to be let out of bed.

Tony is laying in bed when he sees these computer generated barriers fly down the cracks between the doors. He gets freaked out and jumps out of his bed and the doctor tells him "Lay back down! I could get sued for letting you get up!" and Tony says "No, I wanna get up", the doctor instantly replies "Fine" (he said it exactly like Napoleon Dynamite).

2) Chloe's outburst at Kim's "psychologist"

She should have said "breathing is going to be the thing that kills us all if the gas leaks!!!"

3) Jack almost killing the psychologist for no reason!(except for being annoying)

4) The fact that Chloe can find out what Kim is doing on a month by month basis but she cant remotely Alt-F4 out of a program thats in another room.

4a) The fact that someone made a program that blocks you from emptying nerve gas from a building and ran it on a computer 24/7.

5) The fact that CTU doesnt run on Windows XP. It uses some sort of proprietary OS, lol.

Tony Almeida is Tony Montana

Wow, Tony really is coming out of his shell in this season and kicking some serious ass. He almost killed the guy they were torturing for information! BTW, I am talking about 24...

Looks like he went out just like Tony Montana too...This episode sucked...

Is it Advisor or Adviser?

Something weird happened to me the other day while I was watching the news. They were talking about how Bush's former "Adviser" got busted for returning a TV that *gasp* wasn't really broken! He just didn't like it!!! But this is not the weird part...



Weird huh?

The dictionary brings up almost identical definitions for both spellings. This whole conundrum caught my eye because Adviser seems so wrong. Advisor certainly is the better spelling. It is much nicer to look at.